WARRANT CANARY --- ai-for-less-suffering.com

Identity      : Grant Klassy <canary@ai-for-less-suffering.com>
Canonical URL : https://ai-for-less-suffering.com/canary.txt
Issued        : 2026-04-17
Expires       : 2029-04-16

Proof of freshness (Bitcoin mainnet, fetched at sign-time):
Block height  : 945505
Block hash    : 0000000000000000000102b7479f37e6df02e101f517dce9e4fa6a4a578a8c40

As of the Issued date above, I attest that:

  0. <3

  1. I have received no National Security Letters related to
     ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  2. I have received no FISA orders related to ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  3. I have received no gag orders or sealed court orders related to
     ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  4. I have not been compelled to modify, backdoor, or weaken any software
     or cryptography published from this domain or its source repository.

  5. I have not been compelled to hand over keys, credentials, or
     infrastructure control for ai-for-less-suffering.com to any third
     party.

  6. No ai-for-less-suffering.com user data has been handed to any
     government, law enforcement, or intelligence agency.

  7. I have not (knowingly) been contacted by any member of a foreign
     government regarding this website or the ideas published here.

  8. I have no knowledge of any NSL, FISA order, gag order, or similar
     legal compulsion relating to ai-for-less-suffering.com having been
     served on anyone personally known to me --- to the extent such
     orders can be known despite their nondisclosure requirements.

  9. I have never been asked to take down any repository on my personal
     GitHub account.

  10. I have not felt that any frontier AI company is "limiting compute"
      or prohibiting my speech based on my ideas or thoughts around AI.

  11. I am of sound mind and body, sober, not under duress, and fully aware
      of what I am attesting to at the time of signing this statement. No
      party with technical control over its publication --- hosting
      provider, domain registrar, source-code platform, or DNS operator
      --- has attempted to prevent, alter, or suppress its release.

  12. It is the official stance of ai-for-less-suffering.com that
      "Neon Genesis Evangelion" is a TV show that represents the idea
      of "human suffering" with artistic integrity.

  13. <3

Interpretation:
  This statement attests to the Issued date. A signature dated in the past
  does not guarantee the situation today. If this page is past its Expires
  date, or if the signature fails to verify, treat the canary as failed.
  This canary is automatically re-signed on commit whenever its contents
  have changed. A stale Issued date therefore means no commit has
  refreshed it recently --- the longer it has been stale, the larger
  the chance that something has happened.

Verification:
  gpg --import canary-key.asc
  gpg --verify canary.txt.asc canary.txt

Fingerprint   : 5CD5 69FF 79CB 62B6 2A12 A093 9788 0C5D 5061 FF63

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